I am pretty sure I will be saved from anything close to Dorothy's adventure. The roof would go first, and some of those exterior walls are a bit sketchy...if anything took flight it would be band new dish washer. Lightweight and made of steel it would be blown to Oz for sure. I think the witch would be safe...well except if I could figure out a way to get my big self in there. Then she is a goner.
The weather man showed this very lovely graphic the other day explaining why this Spring would be extra dangerous. Think I better start doing some stretches if I'm going to have to figure out how to organize my long self into that steel box for safety.